So being the good girlfriend that I am, Sunday I went to Michaels to find some Caucasian flesh colored yarn. I was torn between a Loops and Threads Incredible color and a Red Heart Super Saver one. After much deliberation and some in-aisle opinion asking I settled on the RHSS in "buff." I went home...and got hooky! About an hour later out popped a bottle cozy with boobs! Later that evening I made the second :).
Seriously this is the funniest thing I've ever made! If you want to see them...um...topless, you can click on THIS LINK to view them in my Ravelry project page. :).